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| What is this site all about? |
| I recently realized that possibly the only sport left on the planet without a website to play a "fantasy" version of it was Nordic Skiing. This website seeks to fill that void. |
| How does it work? |
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To play "fantasy nordic", you need to be part of a league. A league is a group of
people who are playing against each other. A skier can only belong to one person
in each league.
Players are bought and sold via auctions, instead of the "draft" method that many fantasy leagues employ. This is mainly to increase the strategic elements of the game, and to guard against the "whomever gets Marit Bjoergen wins" factor. With an auction method, whoever gets Marit Bjoergen will presumably have to pay so much that their team is deficient in other areas. The league starts when the league admin (whomever created the league) starts it. After that point, no one else can join, and the top skiers from the previous year are auctioned off automatically over a period of time. These auctions last (by default) a day, and thus starting the league does not require the immediate presence of everyone in it, although everyone will need to access the website within 24 hours if they want to bid on the first skier. When the initial auto-auction period has ended, and the top skiers have been bought, the season begins. Any player may open an auction on a skier who has not yet been bought, or sell a skier they own to the highest bidder. This continues throughout the season. Everyone gets an additional $1000 after the opening auctions. Whenever a World Cup, World Championship or Olympic race happens, all players in the league rank their skiers in "scoring preference" (more on that later), and once the races has ended points are awarded to each team based on how their skiers did. If you scored more points than your opponent (each week you're matched up against one other player's team), then you win! |
| Scoring Preference? |
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For each race, a team can score points from up to 4 skiers (default, but can be
changed by league admin) of each gender. If you have more than 4 skiers of that
gender, then you need to specify which one you want to take points from before
the race happens.
Instead of choosing "these 4 count" and "these other skiers don't," you need to rank your skiers. The reason to do this is so that, if one of your "top 4" doesn't enter the race, then your 4th skiers will automatically be counted instead. If two of your top 4 don't enter, then your 5th and 6th will be counted, and so on. This is because start lists are often posted the night before a race and hard to find. Instead of forcing players to try to find out who exactly is going to start in a race, they can just say "Marit Bjoergen is my #1 skier, but if she doesn't enter, move everyone else up a notch." |
| What about weeks and matchups and playoffs and stuff? |
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Each "week" is four races on the world cup calendar, or occasionally six if the
schedule is strange. Just like any other fantasy sport you'll have an opponent for
that week, and you get a win or a loss based on who scores more points. Should be
pretty straightforward. Depending on league setup, you can have playoffs of 2, 4,
6 or 8 teams to determine a winner, or you can just go with best W-L record. You
could even go with just total points, and ignore the W-L. It's not like you're playing
this for money... I hope.
For maximum excitement, I'd recommend a league setup where around 2/3rds of the teams make the playoffs. This means that very few people will be eliminated from contention before the halfway point -- and the success of any fantasy league is directly related to the level of participation you have. The best setup, in my opinion, is 6 teams making the playoffs in a 10 team league. That way #1 and #2 get first round byes, which gives the top teams something to fight for once they are guaranteed a playoff spot. |
| Does a DNF count as a start? How about a DNS? |
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A DNF counts as a start. Dropping out because you're doing crappy shouldn't protect
your owner from making the mistake of thinking that you didn't suck.
A DNS doesn't count as a start. If you DNS, then you recognized in advance that you aren't going to race at your full potential, so your owner should get whomever is ranked behind the DNS'ing skier. |
| Can players trade skiers between one another directly? |
Not currently. There are a couple of reasons for this:
Update: Players can now trade skiers. Go to someone's team, and click the "propose trade" button. |
| Is Marit Bjoergen really that good? |
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So I did this last winter, as a spreadsheet-based fantasy league with some friends.
The eventual winner had Marit Bjoergen, and of the 10 skiers on his team, Marit
Bjoergen scored 39% of his points. Marit Bjoegen had 1685 points that year -- the
second closest was Katerina Neumanova, with 929. Bjoergen scored double the points
of everyone racer except for two (Neumannova and Kuitunen). So, yes. Marit Bjoergen is the best skier you can get, by far, assuming she stays healthy. If you don't win the auction for her, you better make sure whoever does has to pay an astronomical sum, or they will win. Don't say you weren't warned. |
| I think something is broken. Fix it! |
| Let me know what it is. I'm only 1 person, and I have a real job, but I'd really like everything to work so I'll try to fix it as soon as I can. |
| It would be great if this had feature X! |
| Yep, it probably would. Let me know what features would be useful in the future. |
| Who are you? |
| I am a programmer from Boston. I suck pretty hard at skiing these days, which is probably why I try to live vicariously through fantasy team domination. |
| I tried to look at a page and got some crazy message about 'max questions exceeded for user x.' What's that about? |
| Ah, yes, the joy of running this site on a $7.95/month web host. I'm only allowed 60,000 sql queries an hour, which is actually pretty easy to exceed, especially if you write sql as stupidly as I do. So it means the site will be down for an hour. Yes, this sucks. Let me know that it happened so I can try to figure out how much of a problem this is. |
| Marit Bjoergen isn't really that good, what the hell are you talking about? |
| Yeah, some of that hyperbole doesn't really apply, since this was originally written in 2005. Pretend I said Virpi Kuitunen... she should be going for a ridiculous sum next year. |
| This sounds like some complicated stuff. Did I just sign up for a market simulation? Tell me what to do. |
Um, it can be kind of complicated, although just getting a bunch of skiers you like
and hoping they kick ass is pretty enjoyable. In some ways, the best part is getting
drunk and complaining loudly about whichever skier on your team is underperforming
the most. Bonus points for suggesting EPO. But anyway, here's some basic tips for
not totally screwing yourself over:
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